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Welcome to The Farm House, West Malling

An Elizabethan House situated in the heart of this beautiful old market town, with a warm friendly atmosphere and an extensive menu offering traditional English cuisine as well as continental specialities.

A traditional Sunday roast, stone oven baked pizzas and a fine selection of wines.

On fine days enjoy the quiet beer garden and al fresco decking overlooking a beautiful 15th-century rag-stone barn.

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Special Occasions & Events

Pulp Fiction party at The Cow Shed

Pulp Fiction party at The Cow Shed

  • Date Monday 31st December 2018

“It was a teenage wedding, and the old folks wished them well…”

To ring in 2019 we’re taking it back to 1994 and the coolest cat in town are heading straight for us. Why? Because it’s time to shake it like Mia Wallace and Vinny Vega, kick back like Jules Winfield and clean up like you’re The Wolf. That’s right, it’s time for a night of Pulp Fiction – so grab your gangster, break out that perfect black wig and make for Junipers/The Cow Shed for a night of music, dancing and all good things to the tune of one of Tarantino’s finest creations.

£10 pp, from 8pm until 2.30am

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Offers

Our offers are valid from the 2nd October - 14th December & 2nd January - 29th March

Meal offer, £10 for a main course

Meal offer, £10 for a main course

Available all day, Monday to Friday. Please check our kitchen opening times.

On selected dishes from our daily menu

Steak Night Offer - Every Tuesday

Steak Night Offer - Every Tuesday

Come and enjoy a mouth watering 35 day aged steak. Includes a carafe of wine, £38 per couple or upgrade to our special fillet steak for £5pp.

 

Bubbly Thursday

Bubbly Thursday

Prosecco is £15 per bottle

Happy Hour - Monday to Friday 4pm - 6pm

Happy Hour - Monday to Friday 4pm - 6pm

All Cocktails & Premium Gin & Tonics, £5

 

Lobster night - Every Friday

Lobster night - Every Friday

£40 for two lobsters, salad & chips

Add an additional bottle of Prosecco for an additional £18

 

Student deal - 25% on food

Student deal - 25% on food

Monday to Friday, noon until 9pm ( excluding bank holidays)

The discount only applies to food, for the student only. Student ID card to be shown

Not applicable in conjunction with any other offers

Opening Times

We're open 7 days a week, see below for hours and kitchen times:

Our festive hours 

 

  Pub/Bar Kitchen
Monday 11.30am - 11.00pm 12.00pm - 9.00pm
Tuesday 11.30am - 11.00pm 12.00pm - 9.00pm
Wednesday 11.30am - 11.00pm 12.00pm - 9.00pm
Thursday 11.30am - 11.00pm 12.00pm - 9.00pm
Friday 11.30am - 11.30pm 12.00pm - 9.30pm
Saturday 11.30am - 11.30pm 12.00pm - 9.30pm
Sunday 11.30am - 10.30pm 12.00pm - 8.30pm