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Welcome to The Farm House, West Malling

 

An Elizabethan House situated in the heart of this beautiful old market town, with a warm friendly atmosphere and an extensive menu offering traditional English cuisine as well as continental specialities.

A traditional Sunday roast, stone oven baked pizzas and a fine selection of wines.

On fine days enjoy the quiet beer garden and al fresco decking overlooking a beautiful 15th-century rag-stone barn.

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Special Occasions & Events

Valentines Day

Valentines Day

  • Date Thursday 14th February 2019

This Valentine’s Day we’re dialing up the romance as we turn down the lights, light the candles and celebrate an evening of love. Whether that love is a sumptuous meal for two with your favourite person in the world, or an evening of cocktails and laughter with your very best friends – love is all around us and we can’t wait to share it. If it’s dinner a deux you’re after, take a look at our special menu here

Movie nights at The Cow Shed

Movie nights at The Cow Shed

  • Date Wednesday 6th February 2019

“I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse”

 

Take a trip to the movies… or better yet, join us for our FREE movie nights at the Cow Shed. Every Wednesday from 7pm onwards, we will be playing some of the favourite films of all time (IMDB). Grab a cosy blanket, one of our delicious pizza’s, and a cocktail or two, before getting comfy in front of the fire. With our soon to be added popcorn machine, and vast array of movies on offer, we invite you to a galaxy far far away, with some of movies greatest showmen. With different themes throughout the year we aim to have something for everyone.

Comedy Night

Comedy Night

  • Date Friday 8th February 2019

**Stefano Paolini - Headliner**

Since receiving the runner-up accolade in Channel 4’s So You Think You’re Funny Award 2001 and in BBC’s New Comedy Award 2002, Stefano has had a constant stream of TV and radio work, which he juggles with Stand up gigging.

Stefano is a popular face on the UK comedy circuit with his speciality impressions of people, musical sounds and animals always being a hit with audiences. The wicked beat box section of the act is worth the entry fee on it’s own.

“A remarkable repertoire of voices and sounds”- The Stage

“ACE…….an obvious star”- The Scotsman

**Dave Fulton - Support**

**Russell Hicks - Compere**

Doors open from 7pm for seating, performance starts at 8pm.
Tickets are £10 per person. Book here
We will be offering 25% off food before the event for all ticket holders

Offers

Our offers are valid from the 2nd October - 14th December & 2nd January - 29th March

Meal offer, £10 for a main course

Meal offer, £10 for a main course

Available all day, Monday to Friday. Please check our kitchen opening times.

On selected dishes from our daily menu

Steak Night Offer - Every Tuesday

Steak Night Offer - Every Tuesday

Come and enjoy a mouth watering 35 day aged steak. Includes a carafe of wine, £38 per couple or upgrade to our special fillet steak for £5pp.

 

Bubbly Thursday

Bubbly Thursday

Prosecco is £15 per bottle

Happy Hour - Monday to Friday 4pm - 6pm

Happy Hour - Monday to Friday 4pm - 6pm

All Cocktails & Premium Gin & Tonics, £5

 

Lobster night - Every Friday

Lobster night - Every Friday

£40 for two lobsters, salad & chips

Add an additional bottle of Prosecco for an additional £18

 

Student deal - 25% on food

Student deal - 25% on food

Monday to Friday, noon until 9pm ( excluding bank holidays)

The discount only applies to food, for the student only. Student ID card to be shown

Not applicable in conjunction with any other offers

Opening Times

We're open 7 days a week, see below for hours and kitchen times:

 

 

  Pub/Bar Kitchen
Monday 11.30am - 11.00pm 12.00pm - 9.00pm
Tuesday 11.30am - 11.00pm 12.00pm - 9.00pm
Wednesday 11.30am - 11.00pm 12.00pm - 9.00pm
Thursday 11.30am - 11.00pm 12.00pm - 9.00pm
Friday 11.30am - 11.30pm 12.00pm - 9.30pm
Saturday 11.30am - 11.30pm 12.00pm - 9.30pm
Sunday 11.30am - 10.30pm 12.00pm - 8.30pm